have u ever woken up from a nap u didn’t know u were taking
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????
Girl: Why you like me
Lying Nigga: Cause shawty it’s like we can talk about anything, you got good conversation, and plus you patient
Girl: Nigga aint that Bow Wow lyrics?